Bret Michaels would call this “awesome”

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Behind every man there’s a strong woman (or some isht like that).  Well behind every woman, there’s one horny ass dude.  That’s been the case for Illary Clinton and now its the story for UK minister Jacqui Smith.  Her husband tried to get his porn paid for by her governmental expense account.  Like a pre-op transgendered man, that takes some serious balls.  Click here to read and watch more over at the BBC.

Moving on to more personal isht, I’ve been taking night time cold meds the past few days and its been – wait for it – awesome.  Some seriously effed up dreams.  Last night’s dream made me think I had a girl in my bed.  I was non-stop looking for her under my pillows and isht.  When I woke up I just kept on frantically searching.  Alas I never found her.  The other ones were even more bizarre and all I will say is a was face smashing the most random ladies.  So you know I’m taking a double-dose tonight!!!

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